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:Encore: omg more eggs__by ~nocturnalMoTH

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I had a marker and found 3 eggs in a basket - you do the math..

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well, you wanted it and you got it: more stupid egg torture!

This one wasn't planned at all. I don't like planning these things, I've never planned it before and I didn't plan it now either. I think maybe that's what makes them a little funny: the randomness of it.. ?
And yay! brown eggs!
I think mom got these from a farm near by. unfortunately I didn't stay long enough to see her reaction when she found these on the kitchen table.... since they were new and perfectly fine and ready to be eaten before I got my hands on'em, I figure she got pretty angry... o__o"
I don't think she likes my kind of humor..

Anyhow; yeah, so I just drew some random faces on these 3 eggs, just like I often do, didn't think much about it. But I took a picture just for fun. ([link] .. _{boring, eh?})
Then suddenly, my little sister comes out of nowhere and just stabs one of the eggs - just like that..! lol xD she's become just like me... Only she's better at torturing the poor eggs. I was all "no, don't stab'em, I need those..

" but she was just "but I want to stab them.." and then she attacked one egg after the other.

lol
my sisters are awesome..
so anyway, I found this so amusing I just had to take a picture of that white smiling egg she'd stabbed in the stomach ([link]) , followed by a series of pictures of those other massacred eggs. Had to stop her before she destroyed their faces though, but it was difficult to speak while laughing so hard at how calmly she was while she "killed" those poor unsuspecting boiled eggies...
so credit goes to my lil' sister for this one!

photo is taken by me: Elise M.S (nocturnalMoTH) and is (c) me and my sister Malene J.S.

~GhoulMine1 Jun 9, 2013

I'd be laughing if I wasn't already choking at the sight of the egg smiling while he has a knife up his prostate.................

~Mykee25 Jun 8, 2013 Student General Artist

Marker and eggs again... never get tired of it!!!!

~writingbubble May 19, 2013

your sister sound a teeny weeny bitsy bitlike mine XD
but my sister would have her hands and said something along the lines of "they look so adorable I just want to SQUEEZE them...!

" with a face like this one ->

"
XD

~becanzoobs Mar 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I love all of your egg pics... it seems like they want to just jump out of the screen and play around....
You've successfully inspired me to draw on some in-animate objects... *grabs marker* moohahahah!!! XD

~Lutandraxler Feb 12, 2013 Student General Artist

wow

*CrystalFire007 Jan 4, 2013 Student

AWESOME!!!!
and it looks wrong too btw...

!smeesh-love Nov 19, 2012

you should have a series of eggs vs. rasicm, y'know, egg civil rights. wait... what? lol
lol got the idea cuz it looks like a white man and a black man

~animallover1990 Nov 12, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

the white egg looks like it got an enema and is enjoying it or just dosent care

~aaammmsterdddam Oct 18, 2012

This is SO AWESOME!

~mechadragon Sep 19, 2012

ADVERSITY is what makes egg humor so damn funny
i would say this is the bomb but no it's the egg

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