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I drew on eggs again...

















photo (C) Elise M.S./NocturnalMoTH 2009
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:icondealino:
dealino Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Student Interface Designer
silly eggs
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Explorer29 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016
If you’re reading this, then you’ve already started the chain reaction and there’s no going back. The events I am about to warn you about will definitely unfold, even if you close this email now. The best thing you can do now is read on and carefully follow my instructions.


The reason this is happening to you is unfair, but it’s beyond anyone’s control. This all started because of Jessica Brown. Jessica Brown lived in southern Louisiana on the shores of Lake Catherine. She lived with her mother and father and next door to her uncle. The house she lived in had a small cellar with various odd items—tools, cans of tomato paste, old furniture. It was ordinary in every way except that once a year, every year, on the very same day as the year before, a blinding blue light would flash from the cellar. The family had never been able to figure out what caused the light and had grown accustomed to it, until one year the flash damaged little Jessica’s vision.


Her parents called an electrician, who showed up and looked at the wiring in the cellar. He said that everything looked fine, as it always did. He told Jessica’s parents that he’s been checking that same cellar the last 40 years, as long as he’d been an electrician. Every family that lives there would call him about the blue light. He finally admitted that the head electrician before him went to that house 40 years ago and died from a surge of electricity that charged through him and flooded the house with a flash of blue light.


Every year, on that same date, the bright blue light flashed, but it had never harmed anyone before.


The family tried to move on with their lives and tell themselves the electrician was just a booze hound making up stories since he didn’t know what was wrong with the wiring in the cellar. One day, Jessica’s mother was cooking and asked little Jessica to grab a few cans from the cellar. Jessica obliged. Her mother heard the little pitter patter of Jessica’s footsteps going down the cellar stairs and then, strangely, the cellar door slammed shut. It was odd, but Jessica’s mother assumed it was a gust of wind and continued chopping onions.


Jessica’s mother jumped and dropped her knife at the sound of her daughter’s bloodcurdling scream. She yelled for her husband, and they pulled and pulled on the door until it flew open. Across the room, just beneath a little window with moonlight shining on her, stood little Jessica. Her mother called out to her, and Jessica slowly walked toward the door.


Her parents looked at her bewildered, searching her little face for an explanation. All the blood had drained from her face, and her knuckles were scraped and splintered.


“I saw a man, and he stood this high off the ground,” said Jessica, gesturing a flat palm about two feet off the ground. “It was like he was there, but he wasn’t there.”


Her parents stared nervously at the cellar door.


“He looked at me, and he hated me,” she said in a tone far too serious for her six years of age.

Her parents were shaken but told Jessica that it was dark and her eyes were playing tricks on her. They bolted the cellar door shut, hung a curtain over it, and placed a large bookshelf in front of it. But, every night after that, her parents would wake to the deafeningly loud sound of crashing wood and find little Jessica in the corner of the cellar, unaware of how she came to be there. Finally fed up, Jessica’s father bricked up a wall over the cellar.


Months later, on the day when the family would normally see the flash of intense blue light, neighbors heard the terrible screams of the entire family. The police arrived to find brick and mortar outside of the house, apparently having flown out of the front window. They clambered over the rubble, through the house and into the cellar. They say the two officers who responded left the police force the day after the discovery. Inside the cellar, the bodies of Jessica’s parents were founds stretched and mangled, twisted like wires with the home’s electrical wiring in the drywall. Jessica was nowhere to be found and has never been sighted since.


Her neighbors, however, reported to the electrician seeing a bright blue flash of light from their attic the night of the murders. It is said that the damned soul of the tormented electrician escaped Jessica’s home that night and seeks nothing but to torment the living souls of this world he is trapped in.


If you do not pass this letter along to 5 other people in the next 24 hours, your home will be plagued and you too will have to be untangled from the wiring.
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siranush Featured By Owner May 19, 2016
lol
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:iconyourdoseofbadtimes:
YourDoseOfBadTimes Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016
looks like that other egg cracks the egg up. ;)
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mrpewpew58 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2016
this is an e g g straordinarily bad pun.

GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!!! 
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YourDoseOfBadTimes Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016
take these puns to the EGGstreme!
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:iconjakmanseven:
jakmanseven Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
eggcelent!
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:iconyourdoseofbadtimes:
YourDoseOfBadTimes Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
we'll never stop EGGing eachother on.
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:iconjakmanseven:
jakmanseven Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yolk's on you!
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:iconyourdoseofbadtimes:
YourDoseOfBadTimes Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016
man, i really want some eggspresso right now.
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:iconjakmanseven:
jakmanseven Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Eggcelent, my plan for an eggstrordinary egg pun competition is going eggsactly as I planned! Continue making yolks my dear friend, so our audience will continue cracking up! 
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:iconsocket78:
Socket78 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2016  Professional Artist
lol
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:iconseionara:
seionara Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student General Artist
Isn't it egg-stausting too draw on so many eggs
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:iconmsteresa87:
msteresa87 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016
this is eggcellent...xD
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:iconiloveanime36798:
ILOVEANIME36798 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016  Student Artist
hah xD
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:iconthe-golden-skyfall:
The-Golden-Skyfall Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You are the egg god.
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:iconmsteresa87:
msteresa87 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016
eggxactly
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:iconthe-golden-skyfall:
The-Golden-Skyfall Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Gee don't be so HARD BOILED
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconkatsrcute10:
KatsRCute10 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you please shut up?
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:iconcrystallullaby26:
CrystalLullaby26 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Nopenopenopenopenopenope ¡.¡
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:iconthejoacoswagger:
TheJoacoSwagger Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stop
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:iconxxwifi-choco-catxx:
XxWifi-Choco-catxX Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Student General Artist
Oh nu,me scare cuz uf dis (((:u









This message is fake,man. grow up
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:iconmurr-bird:
Murr-Bird Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Student Digital Artist
i dont want a little dead girl in me
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:iconheartable11:
Heartable11 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconchainfailplz:
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:iconnicoflare:
nicoflare Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Dude these are fake you making yourself look stupid grow up
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:iconfyrewolfe13:
FyreWolfe13 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Can you just stop with the stupid chain messages?Medic's Rage Intensifies (Chat Icon)  They're so fake. I have never passed on one of these and it didn't do me any harm. 
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:iconsmorebu:
Smorebu Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can you please stop? Its so fake
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:iconadmiral-bg:
Admiral-BG Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconepicchainfailplz:
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:iconpindows:
Pindows Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015
you people still believe in this shit?

what if the little girl attacked a pedophile :000000000
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconthejoacoswagger:
TheJoacoSwagger Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FFS stop
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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:iconparodox23:
Parodox23 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Professional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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homestuckhater Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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JustSewaddlingAway Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
People still make these?
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:iconuraboob:
UrABoob Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Stop Spamming
:T
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:iconcrystalcritic:
CrystalCritic Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Shut up. Please.
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:iconburachi:
Burachi Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Really dude?

Kids go on this site... just to look at all the wonderful art... and then seeing this?

That's cold dude...
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:iconhomestuckhater:
homestuckhater Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Digital Artist
this is grants sister. I dont know why he did this i told him it was fake but he was too scared. :3
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:iconangelkitty2015:
AngelKitty2015 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I ain't believing that shiz
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:iconburachi:
Burachi Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah... ok
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KawaiiPonySketches Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Go fuck a hedgehog .-.
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