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eggs - Derp Derp .. whut? by nocturnalMoTH eggs - Derp Derp .. whut? by nocturnalMoTH
I was just sitting in front of my desk, kind of bored, and thought "hm, I wanna draw on eggs again.." so I ask my boyfriend:
me: "Hey, do we have any eggs in the freezer?"
Gatlix: " . . . " *stares questioning*
me: *waits patiently for a reply*
Gatlix: (stares some more, then repeats: ) "the... freezer?"
me: *facepalm* "refridgerator.. sorry.."

:XD:



so, yesh,.. eggs. retard eggs. I like the one that roars.. :p




photo and idea and stuff (C) Elise M.S. / nocturnalmoth 2010
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ITS JOHN EGGDERP icouldnthelpmyselfnoregrets
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tailsandbumblebee Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD nice one
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:iconis831fan9:
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ikr? XD
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tailsandbumblebee Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yeah
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
yup
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tailsandbumblebee Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
heh
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
heheh
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tailsandbumblebee Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
yeah
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HatsuneMikuforlife Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This is me when everyone else is derping around. XD
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loludied247 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
brilliant idea
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M3RKBULLSEYE Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
you could of put one of OneyNG's faces on there C:
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awesome-hero Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
LMFAO!! I literally lol'd when I saw this. This is hilarious.
Your stuff is so funny and awesome.rofl 
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EchoEcho42 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Student General Artist
hur hur :iconderpdogplz:
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Zardshark Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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TheHellbranch Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Student General Artist
This inspired me to make this short film: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akqfea…
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supahcomicbro Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
EED YUTS! IM AM SURROUNDED BY EED YUTS!!
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StarryWorld Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
La la la la  omg!!!  that reminds me of me and my friends when we are derping and people look at us like itīs something wrong with us!! :happybounce:
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mikahunter Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I didnt think there was a way out this really intrigued me I am headed right for the top no pressure just check it out
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save023 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
Just look
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Derptrolllolcat Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
You mind if I use this for my profile picture?
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Bellista Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xDD I just love your photography and art.
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KarenTheWolf Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
I look like the one in the back when ever i here the word homework
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BrilianceImagination Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love the one at the back haha
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xtenshix06 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
wouuuwww
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AirRhys Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student General Artist
AMAZING!!!
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AlphaLightBearer Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is pure AWESOMENESS!!!
KUDOS!
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becanzoobs Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
sometimes i feel like u did in the description... sometimes i feel like those eggs.... :XD:
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soleatrcharchar123 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
i feel like that sometimes >_<
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ChocolateGir Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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freckleslovesiggy Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MORE PLEASEE
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RainbowDashTheScout Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That egg on the left... OH GOD.
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xoxo100xoxo Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student
derp
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:iconchunkyfarttingmonkey:
chunkyfarttingmonkey Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Okay?
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AwesomelyDerped Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*derp*
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bugie158 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I luv the on eALL the way in the back xD. Looks like he is choking xD

:laughing:
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928 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
lol lol lol lol
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:iconlightsmoke:
LightSmoke Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
MDR! LOL XDDD!!!
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MrJ-5412 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
egg on far right: wtf?
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Kohlmeisen Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist
ahaha ! love it : DD
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KomradeKitty Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
ಠ◡ಠ So cool!
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:iconmylife-yourdeath:
MyLife-YourDeath Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why are eggs so amusing to me....? I can't stop looking @_@
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:iconstorminsky:
storminsky Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!AWESOME!
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Ask-Jamill-Rodgers Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'm sorry for this...but i was strangely desperate...XD

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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

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Keep going

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