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nothing to see here GTFO plz by nocturnalMoTH nothing to see here GTFO plz by nocturnalMoTH
"stop taking pictures..!!"


ok, remember that interview I talked about recently? Yeah, we decided to spontaneously take a carton of eggs and a marker to the parking lot and see what happened..
The girl who interviewed me was at the time the only one with a camera, so she got to shoot lotsa different pictures of this scenario. But I didn't get to see how they turned out ('cos I was too shy to ask) so I came back later with my sister and my dad's camera.
The funniest part was when my sister and I took those two eggs you see in the background and smashed them as well (I put the glaring one back in the carton, just fer kicks..).

So, yeah, another egg picture..

The "story" behind this one is that one egg got brutally murdered, it was a hit-and-run kinda incident, and I'm guessing the egg lying next to him, crying it's eyes out, was his partner or something. That terrified one wasn't supposed to be covered in yolk/blood, but he fell.. which actually made it more gory in a way... idk
And that one at the front, glaring at'cha, he's the one keeping the paparazzi away, ridding the mourning eggs of unwanted attention.
Sorta..

on the other hand, Mr. Glarealot over there looks kinda accusing rather than threatening, don'tcha think..? Like he's saying "It was you... I just knowit.."

or something..

:shrug:


aaanyway! Hope you guys like it :p



art by: EMS / MoTH (that's right: still me..) oct. 2008
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:icon3ise:
3ise Featured By Owner 2 days ago
dont mess with this dude.. cool
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:iconpsv90:
PSV90 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
haha :D 
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:iconx-mirthfulmessiah-x:
x-MirthfulMessiah-x Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
mmm watcha saaaay
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:iconenglishflier:
EnglishFlier Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
How to get popular on dA
1. Take eggs
2. Draw faces on eggs
3. Make a scene with eggs
4. Upload to dA
5. Make Bank
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Gwas10 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol it looks like the glaring egg was upset, and murdered the murdered egg. Because he doesn't like his photo taken. xD IDK
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:icontmntlover808:
tmntlover808 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  New Deviant
HAHAHAHAHA
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:iconendieender:
EndieEnder Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Student Artist
looks like he came from The Amazing World of Gumball
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:iconach11es:
Ach11es Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Eggs these days!
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:iconhamithequeen:
HamiTheQueen Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ALL I KNOW IS EGG
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:iconabakuu:
Abakuu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG that is awesome. Nicely done. xD
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:iconspicybrownz:
spicybrownz Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  New Deviant
Lmao!!!!
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:iconderbykat101:
DerbyKat101 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
this is sick, but it really makes me laugh!!!!!
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:iconmagmaaquariuswolf:
MagmaAquariusWolf Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
This is beautiful and, most of all, HILARIOUS! I just can't help but laugh! XD
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:icontruth-artur:
Truth-Artur Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
made my day
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:iconjdmacleod:
jdmacleod Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
are you eggocentric? 
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:iconfrankobald:
FrankoBald Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  New Deviant
... get out of here
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:iconuknowme17:
Uknowme17 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.

Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
(i have to do this cause im bored and got it from someone else its annoying to encounter these kind's of comments in my time -.-)

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:iconaquaoshawott01:
AquaOshawott01 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Student Filmographer
You do realize this crap is fake right  
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:iconrozzi-dk:
Rozzi-dk Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Do NOT mess with that egg! :O
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:iconadmiraldoenitz:
AdmiralDoenitz Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Priceless.
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:iconandrew-henry:
andrew-henry Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
next gen of angry birds 
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:iconminxthepiratefoxart:
MinxThePirateFoxART Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconnottoofarfallenangel:
NotTooFarFallenAngel Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
How do you like them, angry, happy or baked? :)
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:iconmoljames:
moljames Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015  New Deviant Professional Interface Designer
What an angry egg.
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:iconartdeepmind:
ArtDeepMind Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
separated eggsecute
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:iconcookiejoy:
cookiejoy Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Student General Artist
lol this is too much for me!
I never knew eggs could be this entertaining
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:iconwind-blaze:
Wind-Blaze Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess you can say he is 
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Bad egg
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:iconcech1330:
Cech1330 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
hahahah...this is a cool one. I like it :)
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:iconnusqua-m:
nusqua-m Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Student Photographer
This is awesome! I love it. Clap 
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:iconcvonstar:
cvonstar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Nooooo D:

I still couldn't help but laugh
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:iconpinkypiepie10:
pinkypiepie10 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015
omg thats sooo funny
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:iconfortytwopower:
FortyTwoPower Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Great!!! :clap:
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:iconpollywansomcrakaz:
pollywansomcrakaz Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
It looks like he just murdered the egg and is walking away like a badass
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:iconthecoolwaffle:
thecoolwaffle Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Nice !
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:iconask-a17-and-18:
Ask-A17-and-18 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Yep.
It was me.
I admit it.

-Casually smashes the other eggs-

B'bye.

~Android 17
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bubblegumlol Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Student Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:icondarkmage666:
Darkmage666 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
Oh come on not one of them looks like Exeggcute
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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DomtheDestitute Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

sorry

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xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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Bayyouna Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
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:iconmasteranimejoker:
MasterAnimeJoker Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
I'm so gonna set this up and get people's reactions.
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:iconjourneyjaybeats:
JourneyJayBeats Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  New Deviant
Yes!
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:iconsewnsix:
sewnsix Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Look at this replica loll.. sewnsix.deviantart.com/art/Sel…
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FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Get that trash out of here.
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Get that chain letter trash out of here. Reported.
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol sorry. I believe in superstition so yeah.
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That trash is the scum of the internet. It has no place other than being an utter annoyance.
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