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nothing to see here GTFO plz by nocturnalMoTH nothing to see here GTFO plz by nocturnalMoTH
"stop taking pictures..!!"


ok, remember that interview I talked about recently? Yeah, we decided to spontaneously take a carton of eggs and a marker to the parking lot and see what happened..
The girl who interviewed me was at the time the only one with a camera, so she got to shoot lotsa different pictures of this scenario. But I didn't get to see how they turned out ('cos I was too shy to ask) so I came back later with my sister and my dad's camera.
The funniest part was when my sister and I took those two eggs you see in the background and smashed them as well (I put the glaring one back in the carton, just fer kicks..).

So, yeah, another egg picture..

The "story" behind this one is that one egg got brutally murdered, it was a hit-and-run kinda incident, and I'm guessing the egg lying next to him, crying it's eyes out, was his partner or something. That terrified one wasn't supposed to be covered in yolk/blood, but he fell.. which actually made it more gory in a way... idk
And that one at the front, glaring at'cha, he's the one keeping the paparazzi away, ridding the mourning eggs of unwanted attention.
Sorta..

on the other hand, Mr. Glarealot over there looks kinda accusing rather than threatening, don'tcha think..? Like he's saying "It was you... I just knowit.."

or something..

:shrug:


aaanyway! Hope you guys like it :p



art by: EMS / MoTH (that's right: still me..) oct. 2008
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:iconjdmacleod:
jdmacleod Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
are you eggocentric? 
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:iconuknowme17:
Uknowme17 Featured By Owner 6 days ago

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.

Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.

Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
(i have to do this cause im bored and got it from someone else its annoying to encounter these kind's of comments in my time -.-)

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:iconrozzi-dk:
Rozzi-dk Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Do NOT mess with that egg! :O
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:iconadmiraldoenitz:
AdmiralDoenitz Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Priceless.
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:iconandrew-henry:
andrew-henry Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
next gen of angry birds 
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:iconminxthepiratefoxart:
MinxThePirateFoxART Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconnottoofarfallenangel:
NotTooFarFallenAngel Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
How do you like them, angry, happy or baked? :)
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:iconmoljames:
moljames Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015  New Deviant Professional Interface Designer
What an angry egg.
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:iconartdeepmind:
ArtDeepMind Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
separated eggsecute
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:iconcookiejoy:
cookiejoy Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Student General Artist
lol this is too much for me!
I never knew eggs could be this entertaining
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:iconwind-blaze:
Wind-Blaze Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess you can say he is 
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Bad egg
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:iconcech1330:
Cech1330 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
hahahah...this is a cool one. I like it :)
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh I know man trust me I agree with you 100%. Had I known you would take offense to it I wouldn't of sent it to you. But like I said, I believe in superstition. You can call it trash, but unfortunately for us both that trash is something I believe to be real. I apologize nonetheless.
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:iconnusqua-m:
nusqua-m Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Student Photographer
This is awesome! I love it. Clap 
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hate seeing them pop up in my Inbox. They're ridiculous and childish.
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:iconcvonstar:
cvonstar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Nooooo D:

I still couldn't help but laugh
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:iconcvonstar:
cvonstar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Finally somebody who has common sense with theses chain lettersCheerleader 
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That trash is the scum of the internet. It has no place other than being an utter annoyance.
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol sorry. I believe in superstition so yeah.
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:iconpinkypiepie10:
pinkypiepie10 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015
omg thats sooo funny
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Get that chain letter trash out of here. Reported.
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:iconfortytwopower:
FortyTwoPower Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Great!!! :clap:
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:iconpollywansomcrakaz:
pollywansomcrakaz Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
It looks like he just murdered the egg and is walking away like a badass
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
Reply
:iconxmidnightxwolf:
xMidnightxWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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thecoolwaffle Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Nice !
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:iconask-a17-and-18:
Ask-A17-and-18 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  New Deviant
Yep.
It was me.
I admit it.

-Casually smashes the other eggs-

B'bye.

~Android 17
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:iconbubblegumlol:
bubblegumlol Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Student Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:icondarkmage666:
Darkmage666 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
Oh come on not one of them looks like Exeggcute
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:icondomthedestitute:
DomtheDestitute Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

sorry

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Bayyouna Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
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:iconmasteranimejoker:
MasterAnimeJoker Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  New Deviant
I'm so gonna set this up and get people's reactions.
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:iconjourneyjaybeats:
JourneyJayBeats Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  New Deviant
Yes!
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You had better. -_-
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:iconsewnsix:
sewnsix Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Nope
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:iconfallenshadow000:
FallenShadow000 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Get that trash out of here.
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:iconsewnsix:
sewnsix Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Look at this replica loll.. sewnsix.deviantart.com/art/Sel…
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:iconrtyson49:
rtyson49 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
that is an epic egg scene
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:iconmsalbinoelric:
MsAlbinoElric Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Student General Artist
thats sooo adorable
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:icongrahamsandwich:
GrahamSandwich Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
awe
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:iconanikm321:
anikm321 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
:egg: 
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:iconskitoritto:
Skitoritto Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my god, the killed Kenny.
You bastards!
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:icontreyzart:
treyzart Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Student Photographer
Every time you ate chicken, you were financing the egg mob, this is what happens when you mess with the eggfather.
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:iconblackdeath8777:
blackdeath8777 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Student Artist
i'm guessing this is what happens when you mess with a egg lol*Free Icon/Emote* Fancy Pusheen 
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:iconspirallinggiraffe:
SpirallingGiraffe Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Probably the saddest yet funniest thing I've seen all day.
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:iconabscondingalchemist:
AbscondingAlchemist Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Why are the eggs so white! What's wrong with them! Are they ok?
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:iconartmaker29:
artmaker29 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
ow! Waaaah! 
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:iconblackylinda:
Blackylinda Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Pfft
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